Right, Dave’s inner monologue is the prose of an 80s rapper
The Heat? I don’t think it would last long with your sword through it either
Oh wow that’s pretty
Wait, what the fuck?
Oh god it’s like if someone tried to make a gold statue of Dave as a psychedelic grandma
yeah that bird is hella dead
I Dream a Dream of Time Gone By
Oh so Dave is a City Boy
Yeah you’re not getting that stuff back
And you’re being assulted by the 9th Plague of Egypt. Great.
But what do we have here?
Apparently, there is a part two to the video. Interesting
and what is our dear friend thinking of?
this so far supports my Crow Ghost theory here
How many katanas do you have? Didn’t you just one-shot a bird with one?
well enough of that story, let’s see what Past Dave is up to
so you are going to knit John something for his birthday? Did we see it already, or is this going to be another passive aggressive/friend gesture?
This kids, is what we call deflecting
the only crazy I trust is the crazy I know
SHE KNOWS
FUTURE VISION MY ASS YOUR FAMILY MADE THE GAME DIDN’T THEY?
apparently, friends accept that friends will just know about their lives without telling them any information and just accept it. What kind of person is Garden anyway?
I mean, I too would be curious about what would be a birthday tip?
So no one knows where GG lives. And just give Rose a Monster Manual, that should appease her
Rose, dial down your passive aggression. you’re at an 8, I need you to be a 3
Holy Shit how long were you able to see into the future, since you were 5?
and apparently, lives in Australia
This is where the Slytherin in me comes in. If you want to get away with something, pretend to not understand anything. people will either a) do the job for you, b) discuss important information around you for you to take to your advantage, or c) won’t bother your plans because they won’t suspect it
Holy Shit how long were you able to see into the future, since you were 5?
So John and GG are open, while Rose and Dave speak in riddles. While I love how friends can interact in so many different ways, it’s a little sad that someone is always looking for the “hidden insult” of things
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