Hey, someone just told me that the reason Homestuck has the commands like “go to kitchen” and “clean ashes” is because when it was originally written Hussie gave people a chance to tell John what to do and he would write it into the story

Which means that there was at least ONE person who said that they wanted John to shit on the desk AND the mailbox which fills me with unfathomable rage

I have no idea why I am treating this comic as a game. I keep saying “i” and “my” when it’s really just John, but it’s like this comic has me fooled into believing that this is a game so obviously I am the one controlling John, even though I’m not