Tag: hspt5

good job, you just yeeted your only communication to your neighbor’s yard. I hope you can figure your way though this

that’s great. So one cylinder = one cube. How is this useful again?

so you are navi-ish, but at least you stopped screaming at me

even when faced with unimaginable horrors, we can always just shit talk with our friends

goddammit I don’t need anymore clowns in my life, especially if this thing is just a mardi gras navi

JESUS WHAT HAVE I DONE

RIP BIRTHDAY CLOWN YOU WILL NOT BE MISSED

Feed Me Seymour

ah yes, the ancient language of quilt patterns, how could I have forgotten

RIP birthday clown. You will not be missed.

why. There are other things you can grab besides those creepy monsters

Did I not call this like 5 seconds ago?

feed it to the clown

So in order to talk to anyone again, I either need to touch the blue raspberry  cylinder or hit something with flying shrapnel, lovely.

And what card?

Blue nuclear rod. Matches well with carpet and the blue floating atom bomb

So risk total annihilation just for some more in-game cash. Because what the fuck else would Cruxite be?

probably because they all died at this point

yeah, maybe we should have read the rules first before dooming the planet? Because there is no reset in real life (unless you’re in Undertale but that is a different thing entirely)

Congratulations John, you just created an atom bomb. I hope you are proud of yourself.

Also, SBURBS people, who the fuck green-lit this game?

Alright! Right Twice! Now time to see John break the world