hspt5 – Page 4 – dafukdidiwatch

either he is too weak and can’t do it, or it’s a spring and the sledgehammer gets shoved into the ceiling

Can’t wait for Dad to see the house renovations!

But onto the important things

So idk if this is important, but TT apparently lives on the east cost of what I am assuming America. So if the sun set there, it sets in all of the US, which I am also assuming is where John lives.

And we just saw the sun like, what, high noon 10 minutes ago in game time?

So unless I am wrong and TT lives on the other side of the planet something is up

Hey John. I know you’re 13, but there is this thing called “tact” maybe you want to look that up sometime soon

ride your way to freedom John.

this is like one of those “hey anyone who hasn’t seen X explain this” except that *nobody* can actually explain it

gonna save it as my desktop image

So we either punt the clown to space or crush it to smithereens. Either way, I am all in

that is a mood I will be saving

how I fix my problems

I didn’t either. The curse of the 4th wall I guess.

I don’t know what this does. But if it will allow me to punt the clown statue to the moon I am on board

So the plot raises it’s head. With a death flag too. Looks like we aren’t the only ones playing this game. But I have a question. I know that John has to be the Blue Guy because his text is blue. Does that mean that the other chums are main characters too, or just random one offs?