I am ending it here. That was some LONG ASS TEXT POSTS that I have just read.
So It seems that Grim is a vanity fare model from the netherworld, and is just as fancily smart as Rose. I hope they get their time shenanigans squared away.
Torus…he is like the Charles Boyle of Homestuck? just like, wow. At least he tries here
As much as I really want to see what this guy’s attempt is at Rose, I have to go. Got some New Years Eve plans to plan and all of that jazz
So while I appreciate Rose’s Morals, I still feel like she needs to focus on living first.
Rose and Dave just fucking with the trolls give me life.
And look at this!!!
201 Followers!!! Thank you so much, old and new, for joining me in this weird ass trip that is Homestuck! I will see you all in the New Year!!!
Thanks!
AND GUESS WHAT CHA’ BOY DID!!
I FUCKING GRADUATED COLLEGE TODAY!!!
PLEASE FUCKING CLAP!
(lol jeb)
Anyway, so I am so fucking ecstatic on that. But for some shoutouts here.
I
made a wordpress. It is another ‘alternate’ blog sites from those posts
that keep floating around. After someone @ me on it, I decided it was
high time to do it. You can find it at https://dafukdidiwatch.home.blog/
and see all the good stuff there. If you want to look at the tagged
stuff, you need to click on the post first, then find the tags. Its
weird, I know, but it’s better than losing everything right?
Also, I made a Patreon. You can find it here: https://www.patreon.com/dafuk . I made this because you can upgrade the storage space on WordPress and that requires money. So if you want to help, cool. If not, also cool.
Alright ya’ll, I think I am going to have to end it here. I am tired, and made some good progress.
Mystery Snowman Leia is here. Don’t know her backstory yet.
Post Lady gets intimidated by paperwork, and French Jack is an endearing little bastard isn’t he?
And Jade and Dave fucking around with more machines. Will they be of use later on, or just as a way for Hussie to just fuck around with us? Only time will tell.
AND GUESS WHAT CHA’ BOY DID!!
I FUCKING GRADUATED COLLEGE TODAY!!!
PLEASE FUCKING CLAP!
(lol jeb)
Anyway, so I am so fucking ecstatic on that. But for some shoutouts here.
I made a wordpress. It is another ‘alternate’ blog sites from those posts that keep floating around. After someone @ me on it, I decided it was high time to do it. You can find it at https://dafukdidiwatch.home.blog/ and see all the good stuff there. If you want to look at the tagged stuff, you need to click on the post first, then find the tags. Its weird, I know, but it’s better than losing everything right?
Also, I made a Patreon. You can find it here: https://www.patreon.com/dafuk . I made this because you can upgrade the storage space on WordPress and that requires money. So if you want to help, cool. If not, also cool.
Well this seems like as good of a spot as any to stop for the day. I will meet the mysterious Cursive later.
So through the chats the Trolls are sort of decent, just morons. They screwed up probably dinking around with whatever computers they found troll at first, but then realized “oh shit I need to do important things” and got fucked.
I can’t wait to find the reason the robot explodes
We met 2 of the trolls. One looking like the embodiment of chaos, the other the embodiment of tiredness.
And holy fuck, the queen looks badass. She is in change. God her design looks so cool, being a mix of John and Rose. (john with his original clown, rose with her tentacles). So does that mean that as the other two enter, her appearance changes? Will she have a final form?? That would be fucking amazing! God, SnowQueen looks amazing! I’m excited to see her as the villain
Unfortunately, I am going to have to cut it here. Got food to eat and movies to watch.
See Ya! Happy Thanksgiving!!
Give me a sec, I have to go grab my sister’s car
That’s it for me. My sister is coming to get food so I have to get ready.
Nice to see Dave getting all of his weird ass shit together. I love his Bird Buddy, but why does his weird future machine have to be an egg?
And on that note, does that mean that the Desert Pals are in the location where Dave is at? Or is someone else piloting the Egg-Ship?
And with every kid in, the game gets more and more upgrades. I wonder if it would be ethical to buy a machine of world destruction, seeing how their own planet was already destroyed.
So that is going to be the end of today’s stuff. Wow did a lot happen
So both of the Desert Guys are trying to get the attention of Post Lady. I honestly hope that neither of them succeed because they way they think about her romantically is absolute garbage
But them playing City at the end was adorable
But shit. So they were originally past life magic time travel in John’s world in respective roles. And I feel that they were worst in the Past than the present. And it brings up many questions like: How did they get to Earth? How did they Forget? Did John ever meet them in person because it seems like Post Lady knew him? And holy fuck is she trailing that package. Good luck having your destiny being set into motion there bud. I wonder what Clown-Chess Jail looks like.
But John is still struggling with monsters, losing his shit. Then, FOR SOME REASON Jade’s Grandpa (WHO ISN’T DEAD MAYBE) comes to the rescue just to continue to steal his shit. Just what is that guy’s problem, really. Is that the reason for the Void Dog?
And holy shit Rose. I have no idea who Cursive is, but I find them super annoying. And Rose lost her only exit to her mother!!! Again, the only way I can see it is if her mom thought Rose was dead, but why wouldn’t she look/call out for Rose over the house looking for her. And why did she leave her drink on the dock? If it was to leave a calling card, that was stupid.
But yeah, a nice session with updates in a lot of different plotlines. I’m happy with this one folks
righto. I am tired, so going to end it here.
So getting some more foreshadowing with the Desert Pals. I can’t tell if Judge and Mayor are trying to impressed Post Madam because she is Girl, hopefully their attitudes will change.
I get the feeling know that the planets Mayor drew a while back were for the places the kids each end up. So hopefully they will be able to find each other…eventually.
But it leads to questions on who the fuck is talking to Rose. Because No one talked to John in cursive. But no one talked to Rose before she went to her pretty colored planet either. Is John still on Earth then? And get first access to the chess pieces since he started it all?
Does that mean Dave gets to talk to the Midnight Crew?
But then, who is talking to Rose???
At least Dave now has his bird sprite. I can not wait to see it fully form. And it s still really nice to see the kids interact with each other, haven’t seen much of Dave and Jade in a while. But I really want to see them all talk together, they only seem to talk in pairs so fair. When will we have a group chat?
But John is now stuck with more monsters…again. This kid cannot catch a break here, can he?
My roommate invited me to get drunk with her, and who am I to say otherwise? So Gonna Go!
First, I can’t believe that Mayor actually got them to calm down.
Second: John is exploring a mysterious glowing thing
And
Dave fucking loves him, god my heart just swells with me thinking about
that. I love their friend group and support whatever love
(romantic/platonic) Dave feels
Yeah I am ending it here. It is getting late, and I am tired. I am going to try and d at least 25 pages of homestuck per session. That way I can rate my progress better than how many tumblr posts I do.
So Act 4 starts with the Desert Trio. I have no idea why the Judge tried to surrender to the dog-symbol on the pumpkin, maybe he is afraid? who knows.
And Act 4 is continuing with the usual Bullshit of Modus nonsense. But Jade was really sweet with her drawings, and did does answer some questions as to how her stuff was in the tower with the Judge in the first place.
I like her dog, but his radioactive magic needs to be addressed sooner or later
Rose is missing, and that is not good. Well, Dave can still see her, but she should let her friends know that she is still alive.
Dave and Jade are so sweet together like siblings. I love seeing them interact.
And oddly enough, I am actually starting to like Candy Corn Troll??? Like, he was a complete and utter dick to Jade early on, but this Future Version is genuinely trying to apologize and help? I get everyone not trusting them now, since they were absolute trashbags, but it can be a possibility.
Also, if they live in the Medium, but don’t belong in John’s “template world”, does that mean they are in control of the game? So many questions left
And we have done it. After -what? – a month of time shenanigans we have finally reached act 4. So this is a great place to end it for this session.
As an overview of the Intermission, the time stuff went on LONG. Longer than what I would expect. It was clever to see all the different ways Hussie thought of time powers. (But that fucking guy in an oven is such a dumbass). The best part has to be Slick. He can be silly sometimes, but he has this cool attitude to everything, ready to do what it takes for his business.
That violence, was pretty graphic and great. Was Homestuck meant for kids?
I also love this rivalry he has against Snowman. How they absolutely want to kill each other. Fuck, what she did to Slick at the end, bleeding and trapped in the safe, with all of his friends just scattered everywhere, doesn’t that just tear at you.
I have no idea how he is related to the trolls. And yeah, Candy Corn there is a troll, he looks like a knock-off halloween toy, come on. But this does bring up questions on my clown theory, because I thought for sure he gets corrupted to be clowns. But what if it was an alternate them in John’s dimension, and the Midnight Crew in a different one? That could also be a possibility, but I don;t want to give up my theory just yet.
Also, we have yet to see Lord English. I really want to see him. I have a vision that he looks sort of like Jade’s Grandpa for some reason. Probably the mustache and glasses. I really want to see him, so I can make fun of him in his face
Stopping here. As much as I love puns, I am tired and wish to sleep.
Slick’s escapades in the other Timeline in done, now he has to deal with said affects in this Timeline. Hopefully, he can put his past back together and not die right now. I would be thankful for that. Also, Sawbuck has like the worst time power out of all of them, just saying he got the short end of the time stick here.
That is going to do it for me, I have been at this for a while now and I need a break.
So Each of the Felt Gang’s time power is pretty cool. Hussie really likes time travel doesn’t he?
Also Snowman arrives. As soon as I thought 8 = Boobs, I knew it was a girl, and I slightly wished I was wrong.
But we are almost half way through the list. My guess is that once everyone is dead, then we can tackle Lord English and then we can move on to act 4.
So maybe next time kiddos
Sorry my brethren, Lions Football Awaits. For a quick overview, the powers that these guys have is pretty cool. And my Clown Corruption is basically an absolute now. I fucking knew it!
Going to stop here. I did my duty, and I want to sleep.
We saw the Dildo/Noodle/Arm/Thing again. No idea why it keeps popping up, but it has to be important. Because it is too random to be anything but.
It was nice to see more of the Cards that the Crew has. I don’t know what their obsession is with candy animals, but maybe that can be explained later.
I do like Diamond Doog there. He is like the tough stoic one who tries to be classy. Seeing the felt guy’s powers is pretty cool too. I mean, it seems like there is a central theme of time manipulation here. First Doze slowing down time, then Itchy speeding up time, then Trace looking into the past via trails. That is very creative way of giving someone time powers, I am impressed.
I am curious about the blood though. Because we have signs of a battle going on, with the clocks having bullet holes and now the blood trail. So who did it, why, and are they on Crew’s side, or is it the last Crew member?
Well that was entertaining.
Problem Sleuth still has the wackiness of Homestuck, but a hell of a lot darker. I did not expect Slick to actually fucking murder a man and leave his fucking body on screen. That is pretty fucking awesome. I mean, not murder, but Slick as a gangster and realistic mob violence.
Well, as realistic as time manipulation, super speed, and teleportation goes. How come the bad guys get these super powers and not Slick’s crew? For shame.
Slick is probably my favorite. I just love his no-nonsense personality and serious attitude to everything, and how he gets the job done.
But that still leaves me with questions like, why the fuck does he have an arm tattoo on his wrists? Those are bar-code rules, so why does he need them? And my biggest theory is that this is a prequel of sorts to see Slick’s last stand against something (Lord English, Dimensional god, idk) before he is captured, corrupted, and turned into the clown general Black Jack.
If I’m right, it’s going to be such a tragedy, especially thinking about the fans that read Problem Sleuth first, then Homestuck, just to see their favorite character be wrecked like this.
I’m excited to see where this goes.
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