Wow Act three was a piece of work. That Closing Video just added so much. I felt so much Hype over what the kids are going through. Dave and Rose fighting the clock against the meteor, Jade discovering/finding the mysterious purple flower that gave her Dave’s game, and John finally ascending into the 2nd stage.

Overall, we have dived well into all of these characters, from meeting our final player Jade, to seeing the literal Future Side Characters – Desert Gang, as well as the villains with Black Jack and his mystery boss.

The long awaited hints of the Trolls have arrived. And we will be starting to meet them in the next act (hopefully they aren’t all dicks). 

Plus, Time shenanigans of the best kind. The kind that makes me think Hussie had this all planned out plot wise before actually making this. Which let’s be fair, he probably did. And this isn’t even including the whatever destiny is being hinted at for the 4 of them. 

This act definitely expanded on the characters Hussie introduced, as well as throw in new Plot elements and mystery that I am excited to see unravel.

Alright I am going to end here. I have done a lot I feel like.

So John is a sweet boy who is considerate to his friends with gifts.

Rose is still screwed, but maybe less screwed now that Dave actually has the games.

Fuck the Trolls. Seriously. They are awful and I support my tiny pose children just yelling at them right back. Especially Dave, I love him so much.

And now Safety Man is just debating whether to kill or not. All three of the Desert Dude are going to start a town someday.

K, It’s late and I’m tired. I’m going to sleep. I’ll see Dave’s gave getting stolen by a bird later

I am slowly but surely understanding Jade’s power. I don’t know why her dreams allows her to transcend time like this via dream clouds, but at least it is a start. It’s going to be the stupid White Chess Side that gave her these powers I can just feel it.

And Jade was always in the past, but slept through some hours to be closer to the present. I’m waiting for the point when each of their story lines reach the same timeline because I am sure that’s when they will all be together again.

And now we finally get to know more about Dave’s fuckery. I hope he can get started with the game on his side. And John is trapped by clowns more than ever. I’m rooting for my little beans to pull through!

Yeah I am going to stop here for the day. One video is enough and I still have to go to class. Love how I don’t have to wait to upload the videos anymore, so thanks tumblr.

Nothing really much happened here in terms of plot. Just John messing around with the controls and items. I mean, it’s going to help in the long run, with the audience knowing how they make the items, and John now having a shit ton of weapons like the little gadget man he is.

But with Dave FINALLY having the game, hopefully he can go and save Rose now

Going to have to cut this one a little shorter than usual. Answering those questions took a lot longer than I thought. I hope my explanations/theories helped.

I have no idea what Sauron wants with Jade’s Moon, but I am so proud of my card shark ghost son. John is adorable.

When I get back, we’ll see what this monstrosity will be like

Well that is it for me. I have class to go to and there is really no next command line to go to, so just going to stop here for now.

So WT and PM finally meet. And Jade already had planned their matchmaking/meeting to a prophetic T. I love how PM was straight up going to fight until stupid Cave Rat up there decides to shoot at them. I guess living in the deserts has given them a sense of individualism than what the Imps have.

And now with Jade’s dream. There is so much to process there. It isn’t a made up dream work, but the actual golden castle thing we saw clown sprite activate a long time ago. And the chess pieces are living there. and….oh god. The Imps are “pawns” aren’t they? That is why they are short and the other guys are so lanky. they are like knights and bishops.

Anyway, I guess all the kids are in this Dream World. Since Jade has been here for a while and knows that it’s John. I guess they are on the White Side? Does that mean that Dave and Rose are sleeping in the Black Castle side? Did Jade write all that clown stuff in John’s room? Do they not remember in their actual dreams when they go there, or is this world a thing to specifically activate?

I have to go, don’t want to be late. But at least it gives me more clues over the posters

Yeah gonna stop here. We will get to Jade’s dream outfit later.

So, yeah a lot more developments. First, we have another piece in the future apocolypse party. I feel like they are either a guardian or the temple, or just calling it they base and protecting it. But since they are a “black piece” will they accept Wanderer dude, or shoot him. Especially when they both meet White Knight PM.

And fuck the time paradox bullshit. I went in length about all of that before, but yeah the Posters are really freaking me out. It’s world-wide gaslighting and John is caught in the middle of it. And I know (don’t lie to me i 100% know) that this time swap thing did not happen until the middle of act 2 at the very least, based on my past archived post. So who the fuck has the power to erase time, and worst, what are they going to plan to do next…

Alright, calling it here. Everyone is in mortal danger, with the exception of Jade.

Rose somehow thinks it’s sensible to stay in her room while her house is on fire. That is not okay. Where is your mom anyway? Does she have another secret bunker??

Dave is getting beat up and no one really cares about that. AT ALL.

The Mayor has John’s present. But my concern is how. Because it fell in a car off a cliff into the void. So what time/location was imputed into that thing?

John is flipping out over posters and honestly I am to. How the hell were the posters changed but John didn’t noticed? Was it because he was in the computer-purgatory dimension and outside of time/space? Does changes in this world affect the past, or peoples perception of the past? I really want to know now!

Well that is it for me. I need food so I’ll stop here for today.

Finally Reached Page 1000!!!! Such an accomplishment! Thanks for everyone who actually followed me through this, and I hope I can still entertain you for 7000 more pages. (Why is Homestuck this long? Seriously…)

Jade and Rose deserve better. Rose being in a huge ass bar room in her mothers house, plus being almost burnt to a crisp by an act of God/Alien/Video Game. And Jade deserves better for dealing with that internet trolling for years. But if that is the actual introduction/foreshadowing to the real trolls I am going to scream.

But Jade has a dream Robot, why I do not know. And she can see real things in her robot, again I do not know why. But next time, we get to see the fun survival things John made in the world of clowns. What Fun!

Well that was exciting. I am all for John’s Dad fucking shit up and making Jack Black’s life a living nightmare. John finally got the presents that he deserves, if he can manage how to use them. Though Betty Crocker Gushers is weird Dad. Just saying. But he looks so cute with his suit on. And we finally meet Jade’s Dog which I am 100% comes from Night Vale. I wish I thought of doing the video reaction to John’s and Roses fight. Would have made things so much easier

That does it for today. I’m glad to see that Rose managed to leave safely, but to where I do not know. Thinking about Jade sometimes hurts my head with all the stuff happening to her. And the fact that her WarBeast animal thing is her pet, which is the same design as the pumpkin and shirt, yeah I hope that dog is good.

Poor John for his revelation that his dad is normal. At least as jobs go. Because he is kicking ass in the Klown Kingdom here. And we got an introduction to an antagonist! Jack Black is going to be very interesting to watch.

But please keep your literal hands out of the comic Hussie. That was really freaky

I am going to stop here for today. I learned more about Jade’s Dead Granddad than I want to know. And I feel like the more I learn about her life, the more I will just hate it.

I have a ranking of guardians now from best/worst.

1. John’s Dad
2. John’s Ghost Granny
3. a normal parent
4. another normal parent
5. Dave’s Bro/Rose’s Mom/Jade’s Dead Gramps

I think I am going to end it here. I will leave the video making for a later time (tomorrow probably). So glad to see that John’s dad is alive, but is being watched by The Clown King, or minion or someone. So that’s great. Rose is going to be launched in space or something, and her mom was preparing for that day, so I don’t know how to feel about that. And we finally get to meet the granddad in all his horror. And that purple/gold split makes me think he sees into the future, saw her being a dimensional badass or something, and started training her in preparation for that. Also, Post-Man also deserves to be protected in his mail quest.

Well That is it for this round. Gonna stop for today. So Dave is still being screwed over by his brother. Why his brother taught him how to use swords, then beat him up with them is beyond me at the moment.

I am glad that Rose is able to connect again, even if she saw Dave’s stupidity. That Cat though is going to come back after being teleported who knows where.

And John is finally safe. After all of that fighting. He is a proud bean and I love him. But you would think that Grandma would help him know the world a bit more than vague clues here. Not that I’m against her lasers beams, there is just more she can do.

And White Knight is off in a helicopter. That happened. 

Side note, I used a different software/set up for the last video. I like that better because I don’t have to edit in the video later and you can actually see what I am doing on screen. Plus it was faster to make this time, but stupid tumblr upload time. Oh well.

That is going to do it for me. Got a lot more information, though I do not have the whole puzzle pieced together. Jade is really cool, and her grandfather is going to be a nightmare. I had enough problems before with the clowns, wizards, and puppets. I don’t want to add in 5 more collections to this as well.

I still have no idea what pet Jade has. I feel like whoever that Chat-Asshole is, they will be coming up later. I thinking that it might be the grandfather, but that’s pretty doubtful. It looks like that the chess pieces are real people and currently live in a future desert. And John is currently dying. That is way too much for a 13 year old. Though I wish he would write the game tutorial from now on.

At least we’re in Rose’s story. Next time, I get to see what weird things her mom has cooked up.

Right I am going to stop here for today. Man that, was a lot. First, did not expect that many videos to be made. While I am glad with my half ass results on them, they do take up a lot of time making them. Plotwise, I am glad to see Jade’s powers psudeo explained. She can not only see into the future, but as other people. So she knew John lost her gift because she saw him lose it. I have no idea how she as this ability, but I am just going to roll with it.

Jade lives on the Frog Statue Island, and I swear she is going to leave something for the Desert Imp, I just know it. She is a certified genius or mad scientist, I don’t know which one yet. And we still haven’t seen her pet yet! It’s going to be a plant squirrel or something.

Also, Rose finding out her mom is a nuclear scientist under the house, and Dave being fucking trolled by his brother. Yeah, they are both having a bad time.

wow. What a week. Well now I get time to jump back in and see what haunting melodies Jade has cooked up here.

With a guitar like that, I expect some badass ghost score here

I’m gonna end here today. Since I’m doing the audio recordings to it, and there is a ton of people around me, I am going to wait until I am in a quiet place to do so. And hey! I just some some other software that can allow me to do video reactions to things to. So if that will intrigue people, that could be a thing

I think I’ll call it quits here. I like doing these shorter session, it seems like I’m getting more posts done. Jade is a very strange girl, and I could have done without her furry descriptions. If you are a furry, that’s fine, I just don’t want to think about a 12-year-old girl describing “wolven tongues” to me. It is also interesting that she doesn’t even believe the fortune telling stuff, even though she has an uncanny prediction and prophesies under her belt. Well, gonna wait til next time to see this pet of hers.