It’s fine if you guys want to explain things to me. Depending on what they are I might not address them. I try to be reactionary as possible, so some reactions (like the arms) were just jokes I would think to make myself laugh and instinctively write it. Or other times I would get it like two posts later, but by that point I already made my post so I wouldn’t bother to change it.
Though I can’t believe it took me this long for me to get that the “Retrieve Arms” command could have also meant weapons. So thanks for that one
Right, I get that the planet was aging. I was just saying that it was interesting how it was one element before the meteor hit, then the opposite element when Desert Dude reaches there.
So when the meteor hit John’s suburb of life, it transforms into a desert thousands of years later. Or when it his an active land volcano, it turned into a water island for a frog shrine. The idea of one place can become the total opposite of itself eventually was what fascinated me
That would be very helpful. I wouldn’t want to get surprise when a long video comes up. It can help me in planning my schedule doing these sessions since I prefer to be along during my audio recordings. Though I am thinking to still screenshot the shorter videos, since I can articulate my thoughts/jokes a lot better writing them down than making them up on the spot.
I’m glad that the audio reactions went really well. Especially for something I just muddled my way through in creating. So thank you for the support of these off the cuff things!
So before we move on, I would like to give my guesses on what this actually means
So, Warring Royalty is the chess pieces. I mean, it was implied since Nanaquin talked about “good vs evil”
Every chess board is fought with Kings, something that my poor Imp Traveler has bad memories of
The Timeless Expanse was what John set off. Because he entered this world of where ever the fuck, he expanded the chess board.
So now there will be a greater war. And based on the destruction going on on Earth, as well as the references to different planets, this war isn’t contained to this plane.
Agents, Exiles, Consorts, and Kernelsprites. There are main types of players here in this world. Agents to probably work for the kingdom, Exiles like Mr. Desert Dude who reject it, Consorts who help rule it, and the ever wonderful Kernelsprites who will act as guides for our main players.
Underlings and Denizens is a bit self-explanitory.
And finally, the names of our 4 Players. Heir of Breath, Seer of Light, Knight of Time, and Witch of Space. They have to be John, Rose, Dave, and Garden. There is no way around it.
Garden is the Seer, she has been doing future-vision stuff since she was introduced. Rose is the Witch. She does have some occult stuff going on. The Knight and Heir is a little more tricky. I want to say that Dave is the Knight since he has swords, leaving John as the Heir. But I have no Idea what “Heir of Breath” even fucking means, even as a vague job title.
I feel the slow simmer of anger just knowing how close I was to the end of Act 2. Fucking damn.
Well, I have to admit that the video was a nice closer. And that would have been a bitch to just screenshot it all. Though Tumblr just not uploading the damn video pisses me off.
Overall…I don’t even know what to really cover since there was so so much of it. It was cool to see how all the kids interact with one another like normal people. I’m still suspicious on that 4th girl GardenGnome. I just don’t trust her.
This act has also taught me that literally everyone’s guardian/caretaker is on a scale of weird to murderous, and that adulthood just means you can indulge in terrible terrible aesthetics. Wizards I could live with (maybe). Puppets are right the fuck out and into the wood chipper.
But we get to explore the new world that John somehow created with clowns and a SBURB game to plant the seed in the future….yeah writing this out makes me think either interdimensional and/or time travel.
I’m waiting for when ghost grandma gets to meet the Desert Imp guy and he gets to make his own democracy. I believe in him.
And hey, since it is the end of Act 2, if anyone has anything they want me to do, like other reactions or a Q&A or anything, hit me up. We just hit a milestone here after all. 2 down, 4 more to go
well here’s to another session. We get a lot more technical jargon from Hussie about whatever new machine this is. Got to love the exposition slides, right? I can’t believe that how long that we spent on this guy. Its been at least like 120 pages at this point. Well at least he is engaging. But there are still some questions. Like, the fuck was with the sigil pumpkin? And the weird ass ghost noodle. Whatever, they will be answered soon enough
And again, if you have any good ideas of something special I can do at my End-Of-Act moment, let me know. I would love to hear some of your ideas
Yeah, that’s a good idea.Seeing how there is only like, what, 6 acts for 10,000 pages, it’s probably best to let it do it’s own thing.
However, this does give me an interesting idea. When I finally reach the end of an Act, I have to do something special for you guys for sticking with me for that long. It could be those Tumblr Q&A lists for me to answer, or ideas for other things I should react to, or whatever.
So if you have an idea of something big I can do when I reach the end of an Act (any of them) let me know! I might use it.
well I am going to call it here. Again, there isn’t much to go over with WT. Just Desert Traveler doing his own kid-friendly things. He looks so happy drawing and playing, but I am sure that the planets and chess and junk will come back eventually.
Dave gets a Ghost Bird, so that’s nice in the future
And Meeseeks are living in the world, that is not so nice
whelp. Hopefully there isn’t much left before I go back to John. And seriously how long is act 2 damnit!
I mean, I guess that explains why he eats only green things. I just assumed that he was a weird human
You know what? I haven’t but this is a really good idea. It took way way too long to take screenshots of that thing. So yeah, next flash I see I’ll definitely do some audio or recording or something
yeah sorry, I got a bunch of stuff to take care of, so a short session for today. What I can take away, This Traveler Guy is a pure democratic toddler that needs to be protected
Alrighty. Sorry it’s been a week. I went out traveling but forgot by computer charger. Well, back to the old grind I guess. Time to see what decisions Desert Man is going to make.
I’m going to call it here. That video was the biggest highlight of the session. I mean, good god that was so epic. and while I did not expect Sand-Man to appear, I’m not disappointed. It’s been a while. He is obviously not human, knows about the kings (however evil they are) of clown-ville, and has some issues with eating everything he sees. But hopefully it works out for him. Hopefully
I’m glad to hear that. I obviously came way late into the game on reading homestuck, but I’m glad I’m entertaining the veterans who read it before me and saw homestuck update its last post.
Also, just as a reminder for ya’ll, or in case you’re new, I have an ask-box
where you guys can send asks. If you send messages, my screen-asker will see them, not me. So try and send your questions as “asks”.
If you want a full description on the rules, just check out my post under the “ask” tag. I’ll answer any question within the rules
heh heh. You are going to love/hate me but I’m calling it here. The next post was a video, a good/fantastic video, but it is so long that I know it will take me a while to fully post. Which is time that I do not have since I have work early in the morning.
John, I feel so sorry for you. You are now utterly alone and about to be squashed by some ugly ass trolls. And I need to know more about Cassandra because she is going to be the crux to this entire fucking thing. I can feeling
No problem! It took me a lot longer to set that up. I didn’t realize how many posts I actually did until I went back through them. Well, now with everything listed it should be better to search through.
Alright, I am done for the night. I’m going to try doing mini-smaller sessions and see if that will work better for blogging. It was nice to see the fun hammer that John made. He will need it with those monster troll clowns after him. And holy shit Rose is trapped in a wild fire. If Dave doesn’t get his ass over here now, she is dead. And why is it every time I see GG she is always a future telling prophet? I need answers damnit!
Alrighty, calling it here. Going to try a new schedule where, while I won’t post a lot, I will post more frequently.
There was a lot going on with Dave. Nice to see him caught up close to the present. I feel so so bad for him in this house. The brother is fucking crazy, I hate his goddamn puppets, and what is with all of the weapons everywhere. Like, wtf
John, well we finally got to see what the card punching thing actually does. Haven’t really gotten anything useful from it yet, but I am sure Rose is going to write a tutorial up for it sometime soon.
And I think that is going to be it for me tonight. Wow it has been a while since I did a sum up, huh?
Well, a sum it would be that, basically we are still dinking around John’s house. And while this is fun and all, I want to get to the sky portal, find a way to kill the royal castle clowns, save everyone else.
John is going to have to fight a giant demon clown, and that will be interesting to see him muddle his way through. But what the hell did his dad do? Was SBURBS played earlier before? Was the Grandma killed when his dad was chosen? I am really afraid of the answers there
And John gets to use the hole punching machine to use. Hopefully it will be useful for customizing weapons or something.
Dave, there is something possessing the puppets, and your brother gets weirder and more morbid each and every time I visit. I did not ask for this, and you certainly don’t deserve this.
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