Tag: monpchp4

The kids are living in a pokemon fantasy story. The adults are living in a horror novel.

Yo ok, Roger taking the hit instead is pretty good shit right here. But all I am thinking is his monster power is losing his head like The Headless Horseman.

You heard it here first folks. Rock beats ghosts.

Yeah…..I reap what you sow.

You know, I was rooting for you in the beginning Lulenski. But at this point, I hope the butt half of the ghost possess you.

There we go. There’s our rouge action hero who left the protags behind only to return to save the at the most dire time.

I’m sorry, but that “WHAT?” Panel is something that Team Rocket would do.

Yes, Abel, please do something. You were right, Adults are assholes.

Unfortunately….that’s the point.

Damn, they aren’t listening but I get it. They think the kids are basically dead already, or at least no longer human, to the point where maybe death is more acceptable than living as a host. But if they just LISTEN then maybe it can be ok!

Oh wow. You are destroying my heart. You are literally destroying my heart right now. And my stomach. And my hair.

And this is why all children hate you. Everywhere. May you’re airplane trips be filled with crying children forever.

I admire you tenacity children, but those guys have GUNS. Y’all need to get some healthy fear in your system.

Oh good…..you get you face the face of your greatest failure. The past comes back to haunt your ass.

Well that solves your moral question doesn’t it?

You guys are good children….Why did you want to help those guys out?

Finally, you’re doing exactly what you were meant to do: Your Job.

Look, when a crazy science lady starts babbling terms to herself that you don’t know, run. Because you don’t want to know what she is going to do.

That is the most sensible thing anyone has ever said to this lady (who I still don’t remember the name of). I shall just call you Crazy Science Lady until you deemed worthy.

Thanks for the science lesson, but I asked for you to let me go