You really want the mage to join?
Tag: oots2
you are talking over a cleric right now. I just didn’t want to talk to you
Well that happened…time to rethink my life
“when the hell did you have friends?”
I want to be sent to sword college
I have a mechanism for foreshadowing in my campaign. My players go to a cursed fortune telling machine that leaks oil. Good times
i love “no shit” moments like this. It is the best
The best part of being a DM is to make the characters so so sassy
When you are the only competent member of the party
You don’t really trust your party members here do you?
Have to keep those spell-slots primed and ready
Well there are your big green monster things to take vengeance on you tiny racist
In 5e it is called Minor Illusion
Gold doesn’t have to make sense if you have it
yeah, I would be the rogue here and also focus on the treasure
The Bard was waiting for his one moment to sing the ballad he wrote about this quest, and by god will he take it
They are judging you on your life choices Belkar
Yikes…..fantasy racism
You know the DM is just either waiting for this bullshit to end, or just eating popcorn while watching it. I’m the latter
And now we have the three of them being confused idiots
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