Now cha cha real smooth

The best part of D&D is making up conversation shit like this, this is so much fun

Now EVERYONE gets confused!

Be attacked by the goblins that you can’t even see

Oh fuck yes, a Who’s On First scenario

When your party doesn’t care you are evil aligned as long as you are on their side

That is like the best reaction you can go with

When you had to use the bathroom and just came back to the room

When the big bad accidentally outs you as being evil aligned

The fighter is so me when spells like this happen to me

look at that paint blob of magic, exactly how the d&d creators envision that spell

They made a will save against boredom

So what we have here is a bard that is super bored for not doing anything, a fighter who is way into his fighting, a scarred wizard, and now lord goblin’s villain speech. Such fun

Alright, the wheel has decided. So it is time to continue the second round of edition 3.5 of more D&D shenanigans.

Let’s see if I can actually remember their names this time