Here they are. My Three Favorite Characters. Doing what they do best.

Welcome to the trope of “forcibly becoming the nice-guy’s brother” Roy. If it doesn’t exist before, you just invented it.

Hearing Roy talking so matter-of-factly about his injuries makes me feel this is a little impersonal, but at the same time it is Roy and this is War, so it checks out.

The Best Boyfriend, who is also a dumbass.

GOD ELAN!!! Roy’s protective instincts are going to get him killed someday, and it better not be because he was saving YOUR squishy Bard Ass!

How long did this DM plan this siege?? Because damn, this all needed to take a lot of thought to pull off here.

V must have worked all night coming up with that lame line. You should have just left it alone.

Fuck Yeah, V just got this all in the bag!! And They just saved everyone else from being injured in what could have been a dangerous battle. Good Job V, 5 points for Ravenclaw.

Let’s hear it for the NPC Soldier who is smart enough to know to save the monster-zapping scroll.

V’s just gonna claim all the exp the DM had planned for the whole party for himself. Nice one you crafty little wizard.

As both a player and a DM, I am hella impressed by V’s cleverness. You go poof away those not-rock monsters

Hey V, regret rushing in yet?

And Vaarsuvius rushes in.

Here we have V, the Hipster Wizard.

Glad someone was good with Chemistry. I hated that class.

Note To Self: Find Ways to Incorporate More Science to D&D. Because That Shit Be Scary

Redcloak is a terrifying man. So I will choose to fear him as well as judge the fact he just left the price-tag on his stuff.

IT’S TIME!!! The Battle for Azure has begun! Time to see who lives, who dies, and who comes out on top!

My money’s on the good guys, but what do I know?