
I want my own spinoff shorts Bugs Bunny/Taz style of Isaac and Hijack-spender fighting

I want my own spinoff shorts Bugs Bunny/Taz style of Isaac and Hijack-spender fighting

There is always time in a battle to do a cool song number. You know that Hijack is playing the Wii Sports music


You know, I am not sure who would win in a bathroom stall, and all I can think about is what the next guy who walks in is going to see

Fuck, Isaac isn’t even doing it for the right reason.
We know that Hijack fucked up with the Hitball thing, and just because Hijack was cool with Spender’s spirit doesn’t mean the rest of the kids know, or excuse what he did.
But Isaac isn’t fighting him to “stop him from hurting others,” he is fighting him for validation and to show to everyone that he can belong.
And I know that is going to fuck him over.

Isaac, you’re making me cringe right now. Stop beating the dead horse already

Isaac is trying to be cool and loved, but Hijack is just so over this overly dramatic and sparkly child.

Suffer Raisin Toddler, suffer with the power of English

It would fit in with the Student Stores Aesthetic

right….gym….
you know, I don’t even know if Hijack is still inside Spender, but regardless it is going to lead to some awkward conversation here

Can I say, Isaac being all dark and villainy right now is cool to see

Isaac is ready to battle!!! How the hell did you find him?

Hey, you back to normal? Don’t worry, you only missed one hour of your life

now, how would Lucifer finish that sentence? That is the real mystery here.


Fuck, that is heavy. Lucifer has already written this town off, but will continue forward to this bleak ending if that means supporting Spender in any way he can.

He wants the friend squad to reunite again, obviously

The fact that he says that Spender is “allergic to reason” shows that as a spirit of light, he isn’t above throwing some shade


Sure…..but you do know that technology is forever and that Zarei (and the phone company) has those texts already

Ah, a nightmare to meet you