retro-tan:

A bonus comic I did for @dafukdidiwatch​ while I was waiting to get a reference for her OC!

I hope it gets the message across be basically Johnny’s about to do something stupid(lick a frozen lamp pole) When Dad!Forge melts the ice so Johnny doesn’t get his tongue stuck… 

Anyway I hope this is kinda what you had in mind when you asked for “Forge trying to Dad the Jang”! ^.^

(for

Sierra for the @pnatsecretsanta)

Chapter 6 Page 40(pg 641)

Well THAT was something. A Whole Lotta Something.

Turns out, Davey really was in his own fucking mascot suit this entire time. (Which I called, again). Did not expect him being a cop though. Thinking more mafia, but a corrupt police force also works.

And they are corrupt in more ways than one. So many people here are thirsty for the undead. Like, damn son. 

It is probably a good thing that Stephen got away when he did. If he
heard all of that police corruption in front of Davey, I am not sure
what might happen to him.

Ritz is becoming monster chow. I hope she really does get away, did not want her to die here. Or be any sort of meal for those three.

You know what? At this point people shouldn’t be asking “Who Knows” and start asking “Who Doesn’t”! Because we got the entire police force and random vamp teens who know about vampires. Fortune Teller being part of the Secret Skull Society. Who also hates Forge and has their pixel dogs from before. And then there is all the Spectrals and ghosts and Angel Queen Pure Lady’s team.
And also Bigfoot is hanging around. Maybe not going directly to the town, but he’s nearby.

Like, seriously, I’m just waiting for the day when ALL of this just gets exposed and out in the open! What a clusterfuck THAT is going to be.

Honestly, I was over here thinking those three were bridge trolls or something. But seeing how Davey has an entourage of vampires as well, his influence knows no bounds.

You think he ever set up play-dates between Cody and these three?

Do people only become cops in this town just for a chance to get fucked by a vampire? Because even with the obvious Gorilla warning that shady people are still fucking shady, there are others who still want to sleep with the undead. 

It really hard to think with the sparkle seduction entourage just stripping back there, but you know what? I think it is because of the weirdos that Dave has his mind doesn’t go to magician when he hears “personal handcuffs”