Boo! Show Us The Head Squish!

you ballsy motherfucker you ballsy motherfucker you ballsy motherfucker you

YOU BALLSY MOTHERFUCKER I WAS FUCKING RIGHT!?!?!

ok, see, I was with you Dr. Gorilla Man, but then you had to cast darkness at the end there and it is now leaving me uneasy.

I…I have a need to put logic into the things I see. But sometimes, sometimes I just have to let it go.

now you are saying that like it is a bad thing

YOU CAN’T DO THIS SHIT TO ME MORRISON!!

HE EVEN HAS THE SAME SCAR ON HIS FACE, GAH MY HEART IS OVERLOADED WITH FEELZ!!!

I know, this is super serious in context. But if you are telling me the cop wore an actually pointy hook with his Super Kid-Friendly Vampire Mascot then we have a problem here.

Stephen threw the sticks to keep the hook from hitting the dogs. Oh, this pure sweet dumb boy I want to adopt him.

Well , given enough time the fans will try and analyze any and everyone that they come across in this comic.

Now the real lie here, is the fact that the hook comes off.

yeah, he only gets terrifying if he says weirder things.

dafukdidiwatch:

I’m…I’m just trying to process this…what telenovela bullshit is going on???

Hold On, I need a second opinion.

God my sister to see this. She was also confused, but was just confused about basically everything and why does a mascot man have a hook busting a dogsitting boy, so I don’t think it holds up well.

I’m…I’m just trying to process this…what telenovela bullshit is going on???

Hold On, I need a second opinion.

Why the hell does Stephen’s side-arc have more twists in it than the rest of paranatural?!

You must understand, I only take you seriously because you are seriously an idiot.

best

wholesome

panel

EVER

ok then, Stephen wastes no time when seeing animal cruelty. Forget conspiracies, he should be an animal cop when he gets older.

Paranatural 36

Previously on

STEPHEN! Had a need to feel down

I said
STEPHEN! Tricked by a mascot type clown

I said
STEPHEN! Went to the rich part of town

And he Gave! Up! His! Dog! To Them!

That’s When! He found out they were lies!

And then STEPHEN! He went back there to spy

That Those PEOPLE! Who were trash in disguise

They were Use!Ing! Those! Mutts! For! Cash!

dun dun dun dun dun

It’s time to go start a

REVOLUTION!

Stephen go start the Dog

RETRIBUTION!

He’ll do everything, for those dogs to be freed

Then he’ll have all the pets he need

See sometimes, when I get a glorious vision, I don’t read the ask all the way so I forgot to add anything dealing with spiders here, BUT BEHOLD RAVE SPIDER! IN ALL HIS GLORY!

Feel Free if you want to add to the party 😀

I had thought about arguing against Dave not being cool, but the move I thought about it the move I had to agree you know.

So here is the the combination that is Spender and Dave’s face. It was just simply meant to be.