Tag: pnchp5

They’re fucking rolling on the floor…I thought you could float, why are you like this

Yeah, since I guess there are monsters in this school (that Spender missed???) who eats kids a la Baking Witch, but she is still going to move forward because her damn kid is there!!!

CODY!!! 

See this is why we need to teach kids more about word choice and loopholes. Because Cody didn’t need to go this hard to fulfill the command.

oh god, he is such a little kid, and your mom is your hero.

Of course you would name your children after what powers they have….and use body parts.

Well this doesn’t look good.

See…this only works if I know that Cody can actually hear spirits. Because I still don’t 100% know if Cody can hear spirits or not.

Damn Cody can be cold when he wants to

Ew….Cody, I don’t want to think of how your dad “sired” you, that’s gross

Yeah I would be weary of this kid too Hijack. At least he was a pure soul who did want Hijack to get away. But the order wasn’t to destroy Hijack, it was to cut him in two. So like, cut a finger and call it good.

I am glad that you love your son…..but Max’s Dad is still best dad no matter what

Doting to the end…I guess Cody is a lil’ vampire himself.

What Vampire has metal powers? I thought you fucking suck with iron!

You know, most lore don’t let you revoke a vampire invitation either. Usually it is once they get permission they get permission. So it is nice to see that it can be revoked too.

Well…this is an interesting turn of events. Cody is in charge of the Monster Mafia in the school. Did not see that coming, no idea why you placed these bullshit laws and Secret Service, but congrats on ruling with an iron fist.

ok, now I can’t tell whether you are doing this because you genuinely care for Cody, or because Cody is necessary for you to keep your power. Pick one or the other!!