Even if that was a regular guy, you should probably amputate. Humans have filthy mouths.

Good to know the zombie virus isn’t immediate. But how long will he last before feeling the Need to Feed?

Mutilation? In my apocalypse? More likely than you think.

Why does it look like he is pushing his teeth out of his mouth like a shark? The zombie looks like a fucked up parrot fish.

You know you can help right? Thanks for writing off your coach who is Right There!

That’s what gets you. He just grabs your hand. You know that is only scary when a zombie does that. If it was a regular person you would fear nothing.

Don’t Bait your teacher to possible death. You are going to need him for body-armor eventually.

Huh, well that was fast. I guess there aren’t really chapters as much as comics. So I will just treat this like Order of the Stick and just keep going.

He’s like if Sasuke merged with Voldemort and got dental from Gollum. You really want to argue about the existence of Zombies with That staring at you??

Yeah a drunk dude walking with only one foot. He’s so drunk he can no longer feel pain.

Here we have the optimist and the stoic

The cynic and the cheery person

And the one with the best goddamn priorities so far. I fucking reeled trying to imagine a world without a one piece conclusion.

Hey Teach (Coach), If it walks like a zombie, and grunts like a zombie.

Everyone but Kayla reacts. She’s just thinking “bitch why you interrupting my club time”

Is it still an excuse if you were saying the truth?

No, I was serious. Zombies were chasing me. They ate my grandma. Tragic. Now Grandma is a zombie chasing me too. Even when dead, her hips always give her problems.

Cool, good to see our starring cast here. Love of diversity which I love. And I hope I can remember your names by the time you start your sports thing you are going to do.

See, they’re listen as episodes, but I don’t know if it is just episodes or story arcs. So I’ll just have to wait and see before adding more tags to this