Ignoring the fact you just sort of maybe desecrated your friend and my friend’s brother’s sort of grave…

When I see John, all I see are angry eyes, and that makes me happy.

Wait…did she just void the weight to pull it out?? That’s so cool! Look at her being clever and stealing Dirk/Bro’s shit.

Wait, hold up, why is the sword disappearing?? Is Roxy voiding the sword to go to the body?? I think you would like to keep that sword since an unbreakable sword would be handy in battle.

I mean…yeah. It is a bit…sacred here. Your other-dimensional alternate version brother/crush died here with his sword. Do you take it?

So is the sword basically a tombstone? A marker for where Bro died?

God, now I’m getting sad. Because this means that Dave Sprite managed to address his grieving for Bro with this funeral, but I don’t know if Dave did back on the meteor!

Uhh….while I’m glad you know….where did Jade bury the body?

Seriously, where did the Dog-Goddess bury Bro?

Who wants to try and pull the sword from the stone? Do I have any takers?

Just like Dirk, the sword also keeps multiplying across time and space. That’s whats up.

Take it Roxy, tis your legacy to wield a non-shitty sword.

Yeah….Does John even know about this sword? Like, I’m sure that Dave Sprite would have told him, right?

*Timon aggressively in the background*: I CAN SEE WHAT’S HAPPENING

Fair….but Roxy’s names for Caliborn give me life.

Yeah, that is damn good thinking. Look at Him thinking outside the comic.

Also, now that I think about it, it is fucking hilarious to use time-travel to outsmart the Time Lord.

Part 328

Alright, here we see Roxy and John in the blank space that is Homestuck’s Margins. The sidebar of canonical events. Look at them just relaxing and having a grand old time before, you know, going back and maybe (probably) dying to save everyone else. Because that is how it usually is.

Part 327 End

I must go, and I think I went pretty far today. So since I am on a time crunch, a brief wrap up.

There are super cute together, bonding over things and just talking about each other to each other trying to help each other and being lowkey adorable together. I support them, and their decision to maybe die and have everyone feel the same loss that they felt, but if it was for a chance to save everyone they will do it.

I am so proud of them, and worry they are going to have the same death positions as Mom-Lalonde and Beta-Dad.

I hope not, at least, after John steals the ring and prevents Game Over. Like, Game Restart.

Wait, that’s Bro’s sword. I forgot that is was still on John’s planet.

Oh shit can you imagine, Dave and Dirk wielding these too swords together? Like, Dave’s quest to complete is to grab his Bro’s sword and take up the mantle?

Right, because he isn’t a troll. Because Trolls are cool.

Bonding over mutual hatred. The best kind of bonding.

I want to agree, and do agree….but the fact that they aren’t using “anime” right really irks me for some reason.

Good move John, way to destroy and trash his fashion sense. That will show him.