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John rightfully pointed at Caliborn saying it was all his fault, while at the same time can’t believe how he pulled it off because he is an idiot.

It is something that we can never unsee. He also has a weird obsession with Dave.

Yeah, he can just list of the fact he punched Callie’s brother in the face. And met aliens that hissed at him. And Con Air. You know, all that fun stuff.

Alright, so John is going to retcon the entire battle and planet’s destruction just by beating Gamzee to the ring. Good decision.

Agreed! Roxy speaks the truth! Even Meenah was like “hold up I don’t think the timeline would work like that”

But the real question is, from when are you going to take that ring from?

Now you guys are just going to practice your powers together. Roxy can stockpile John weapons for him to blast behind Ferrari’s head by the end of this.

Cleared the Glitches, Gained Control, and zapped my planet. Went pretty well.

Oh look. They finally regained their arms. Look at their art grow.

Damn son, you just opened a can of philosophical worms right there.

I can’t believe that they really are on the sidelines right now. Like, I’m expecting when we jump into another storyline John’s planet is just going to be chilling over on the margins.

Remember kids, it is always good to take breaks. Do something else, and come back later.

Look, sometimes when you are trying to help someone and you don’t know exctly how, you just throw a ton of stuff out and hope it sticks.

Haha, look at that. She one up you right there. So in the realm of nothing, Roxy can take as much time as she wants to make something. Which can be anything and everything.

“or…” has the same type of power of “Unless”“Unless?”

You’re being way to sincere and cute John. That’s what.

Probably because John was already helping you with your Voidy powers and he had it already locked down.

That is so cute. Like, Roxy is into old video games, so she knows those games that John also would know as old video games. The metaphor was understood by both of them.

John is desperate to go talk about ANYTHING other than the idea of him talking to Dave’s Mom.

Yeah, you two have totally different views on the genetic relations here.

I’m a mix of both tbh.

OH Fuck. I just thought of something.

If John does date Roxy, he can look Dave right in the eye and say “I kissed your mom”